Kickin'

It was a different day today, like it was yesterday or like it will be tomorrow. I feel freaky each day, but I guess today it’s special! Why if you may ask.. well because, its ‘kicking day’ in my mind calendar. Well you see, now it gets interesting because there is no such particular day as Kicking Day, but it’s just the way I feel today. These days I feel differently each day and also have different experiences each. What is so interesting in this line you will ask. Yes, right as you are, isn’t that the most common phenomenon of all in the daily life! Well it is, but just that as I do have different kind of experiences or feelings each day, one of them supersedes the others. Like for today I knew it’s not an experience but feeling of kicking everyone and anyone I feel like. But remember, I was just ‘feeling’ it and actually trying to do what I felt would have landed up me in lot of shit. And like some days I experience things and I would know from the start what the experience would be because these experience day seem to repeat themselves at random intervals. For example one of my favourite experience day is the ‘Girls Day’!! Well the thing is that on such days if I go out I will get to see lots and lots of girls, all kinds.. beautiful, hot, cute, sexy, mature, egoistic, hyper, mental etc..in all their glories. And I kinda know in advance that I will get to see girls today even if I don’t feel like it. And if you may ask how would I know it, well, as soon as I would step out of our gate I will see a beautiful girl walking by and I know it’s one of those days. It never failed me once.

So like I was saying it was ‘Kicking Day’ today. Had to wake up early and had an unbearable head ache. Felt like kicking my head for starters. Then went to some distant relatives house with Dad and damn...that freaked up person we visited.. he was one of a kind. Well to start with he looked like a parrot with a cosmetic surgery gone terribly wrong. Then he was not that old even, younger than my Dad, but he walked as if he had a dildo up his ass. And while talking he made this weird sound, mostly while laughing, a strange sound and at one time I saw Dad staring at him while he was laughing his kidneys out and making that guank-guank-guank-enww-enww-enww sound! Man I could have bet Dad thought that this guy was choking himself cold! Hell I thought that myself! And the smell.. probably he didn’t take his monthly bath!! I kicked him so many times mentally that while walking out of his house I was probably limping!! Well after that I kinda kept on taking it as it came... mentally kicked some stupid kids jumping in the road, a moron bicyclist, a suicidal old man walking in the middle of the road, the retailer of the grocery store, the cow near the grocery store (mind it Animal Rights.. kicked ‘em mentally :P), the freaking truck driver and so on and so forth..

Hell i don’t even know why I noted down all this bull.. well for those who hated my kicking frenzy..just take it as a confession of my guilt..and those who actually loved this stuff..wait for updates!! So long..

p.s- I assume I do have a reasonable amount of readers although I can’t care less if it’s just the opposite!!